John McCain's Acceptance Speech Causes Record Napping Rates

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Well, last night proved one of man's longest lasting theories: John McCain can't make a speech to save his life.

Terrible. Just terrible. It didn't describe any of his planned policies--which you would expect in a recession, right?--and it focused mainly on attacking Obama sarcastically and viciously and telling a glittering story of his own life.

Boring, false, and unabashedly egotistic.

Does anyone else see the irony here? Pundits spoke of the risks in Obama's speech--that it might come across as egotistical, it might not carry enough policy, he might come across as too vicious or too soft. But it turns out he made one of the best convention speeches in history, and McCain made all the errors that Conservatives hoped Obama would! Ooooh, I love you, Karma.

For more analysis of the Convention and today's news, go to my YouTube account, where I share my opinions in daily audio blog: http://nl.youtube.com/user/BlueCobraPolitics

Where No Conservative Has Gone Before...

Hi, it's me, the Blue Cobra, and I've decided to extend my political pontification from YouTube to this blog.

So for those of you just getting introduced to me, let me tell you a little something about myself. I'm a liberal Democrat from New England, and after years of tormenting my loved ones and friends with my rantings I decided to utilize the wonders of the Internet (or the Interwebs, as Dubya fondly calls it) and rant to YouTube instead.

And so, every day, I find myself sitting with a microphone at my computer and venting my spleen against the Conservative agenda.

If you're interested or are still confused, let me shamelessly direct you to my introductory audio blog on YouTube: [Link]

So let us set forward. Let us combat the stupidity that is the right wing of our politics. Let us go where no Conservative has gone before.

I look forward to further discussion.